The house pub
Pick a record — a bottle actually off the house shelf — and get its tracklist: cocktails in the key of that bottle, specs that copy to the clipboard as text/plain. Every bottle is a B-side waiting to happen.
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The inventory is the real cabinet — ABVs on the labels and everything. Nothing aspirational plays on this machine.
Each record plays a set list — drinks built out of the bottle you picked — with the bottle's own story as the B-side. Specs copy as cards.
The jukebox keeps its own ledger — in your browser only. The house does not collect.
Provenance. The inventory below is written from the real shelf (October 2026), ABVs as labelled. Tracklists are curated to what each bottle actually does; the Johnnie Walker 18 is logged from Edele's cellar, not the cabinet, and the page does not pretend otherwise. Specs copy to the clipboard as text/plain — the /bar/<slug> curl route is still a parked idea, and these slugs are its intended route table.
Everything here is namespaced --jb-* / jb-* and standalone — no frontmatter, own uniform, like the loom and the press-check before it. The recently-played ledger is localStorage, yours alone, never posted anywhere.