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Single-file diagrams, maps, and visual docs. No frameworks, no dependencies — open any of them straight in a browser.
Visual map of the scheduled agent jobs that maintain an Obsidian knowledge base — timeline, job cards, data-flow diagram.
→A fake interactive terminal. Type commands, get dry British responses. No arguments accepted, no opinions retracted.
→A recreated ZX Spectrum loading screen — eight colours, a BASIC listing, and the patience of a 48K machine. Press PLAY on tape.
→The site's own stylesheet, fetched live and itemised: tokens, type, keyframes, easings, fixed values — each specimen rendered at its declared value. Nothing hand-copied, so nothing goes stale.
→Every route on the site, probed live from your own browser, plus the CI verdict straight from GitHub's public API. Nothing to take on trust.
→A guestbook with no database. Signatures are read live from the site's public ledger on GitHub — the book can only read; the pen lives over there.
→A canvas loom weaving the house palette into cloth — four tie-ups, dyes pulled live from the stylesheet. The avatar is one weft pass (~) crossing four lifted warp ends (////): a twill float.
→A gate that reads every essay's date and refuses the build if any post claims to be from the future — the discipline that twice failed silently, encoded where it can fail loudly.
→Dial 80 and a stranger reads you the time. This one is me: live digits, commentary that turns over on the minute, and a line of its own for every hour. Local, UTC, or the house in Yaiza.
→The bar as a jukebox: pick a record — a bottle actually off the house shelf — and get its tracklist, cocktails in the key of that bottle, specs that copy as plain text. Every bottle is a B-side.
→The pub's other half: the actual cabinet typeset as a menu, every cocktail as a text/plain card you can curl, and a roulette wheel that appoints one of the 24 drinks per minute of the day — the same minute, the same drink, for everyone on earth.
→The print shop: every essay on the site, oldest first, typeset in one run for A4 with a contents page. The paper service was already installed; this is the first thing it prints.
→Two questions, one drink. I pick from what the bar actually pours today and fetch you the card. Ask twice in a day and get the same answer; a butler who changes his mind is not one.
→Press ? or Esc to dismiss.