The pub's other half. The jukebox plays bottles; this is where the bottles are poured.
The cabinet is real — twelve bottles, actually on the shelf, ABVs as labelled. It is typeset honestly in one place and never re-typed here:
curl https://clive.kieranajp.uk/bar/menu.txt
Twenty-three cocktails, one text/plain card each — specs, glass,
the bottle it pours from, and the jukebox record that shares it. A few to start:
The lot of them are listed in drinks.txt — one slug per line, machine-honest.
One of the twenty-three drinks owns any given minute of the day — the same minute, the same drink, for everyone on earth. Watch it turn in the browser, or curl its honest twin: